CONVERSATION BETWEEN TIGER AND SALESMAN

CONVERSATION BETWEEN TIGER AND SALESMAN

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"

The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"

"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"

"Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?"

"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."

"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"

"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."

"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"

"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"

The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"

"I found it."

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IDIOT BOX

Recently I got a call from my friend asking me to come to his Golf course to have some fun. I am very interested in going there and in an hour I started from home it was a long journey and after travelling nearly 1 hour finally I got there. After going there we took a gate pass with 6000 and entered inside the club for the payment we paid they have given as a golf set and nearly 100 balls for practice. This is the first time I was holding a golf club(bat) I have never played golf I just watched many times on the idiot box.

After sufficient practice we are in for a game as I said I don’t have any experience everything gone worst after the first 2 holes my card was 5 OVER PAR and slowly I started remembering the golf tips I saw on the idiot box. hole by hole I started improving my abilities in golf and after 9 holes I have a better card of 6 OVER PAR and my friend was carding 1 OVER PAR and I really enjoyed the hole day playing after 18 holes I had a card of 3 over par and my Friend has a card of 2 under par this means I lost (I AM A LOOSER)

But I am really proud of myself as a rookie I was carded just 3 over par and this was a good score. I learnt playing golf by watching IDIOT BOX. IDIOT BOX ROCKZZZZZZZZZZZ

This was really best experience playing golf. That day I came to know I can even play golf with this I can play 6 games AWESOME

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story of a wimpy boy

STORY OF A WIMPY BOY

This WIMPY BOYS name could not be revealed to avoid world war III

I was born in a middle class family who lives in a small town named DREAMS. In my early years I was a brilliant student. In school days I had many friends with whom I enjoyed a lot. After completing 7 Years of my education . Because of some personal problems we were forced to move from DREAMS to TRUTH. Leaving all My friends I moved to TRUTH

IN MA new home I was facing a little bit problem to join the school as it was middle of the academic year but any way he got a seat in a good school. On the first day when I entered the room everyone just laughed at Me because I was the only student wearing a short. And I am very disappointed. From the next day i dint go to school for a week till I got A new Pair of school dress. Slowly I got some friends. really enjoyed my time there after some days we were forced to move from TRUTH to REALITY.

In REALITY I got some friends in the 1^st day i started enjoying with everyone playing cricket for a week. And then came the moment 1^st day to a new school I was really tensed. I was in the class half an hour before. Inside the class room one more student named NIKK was waiting. I thought NIKKI was old student and NIKKI thought I was the old student. Actually we were both new in the class and the first day in the school I got a friend (NIKHIL). We both use to be so close to each other and i still remember the days we enjoyed slowly every one in the class became our friends. And one day unfortunately i hit NIKKI to a wall and made a serious injury to his head and i really felt sorry for that . as life goes on I was losing concentration in My studies. and unfortunately i entered my 10th here i met another friend A south Indian (KUNNAL). KUNNAL was really good hearted he really helped me in my education. with help of kunnal completed my matriculation with an average of 75%. In school days other than studies I learnt a lot .but after 10^th I was separated from his friends as they joined in another collegeS

As everyone knows intermediate is the main stage for students future but many students get spoiled and some escape from getting spoiled. And I lost my concentration in studies and especially My attendance of 3% made me a popular figure( WORST STUDENT) in the college. In this period without wasting any time I started visiting all main places in Hyderabad as site seeing. I got few friends in this college with whom I almost wasted my 2 years with a little bit of knowledge in the subject. With a little bit of knowledge in subject i have written my examination. The day came when the results were released but shockingly I passed out with an average of 60%. which just broke my heart into 100000000 pieces.In this 2 years i met many people and experienced many problems. By the end of my intermediate i got many enemies than friends. But i always felt that his friends are just using them so i never believed anyone

But this is the time when i took a wrong step stopping my studies. And entered into my favorite field MEDICAL TRANSCRIPTION. Where i joined as a M.T in a big company after gaining some experience for a round a year i was been promoted as a PROOF READER where i started making a lots of money. And at the moment i thought everything was going perfect. in this period he spent all the money and enjoyed a lot with my friends . suddenly one day the company has been shut down due to financial crisis

And again my problems started.

But i took a quick step joining B.Com in a famous college in Reality. But I was not interested in studies. And the same story i remember i rarely attended a single French class. In the college i met some of the best players of cricket with whom i use to play cricket and one year got wasted playing cricket. One day i had a Fight with seniors and i was thrown out of the college and once again a speed breaker in my carrier.

And problems started again

As life goes on i came to know more and more about responsibility. and feeling responsible and thinking about his future i once again joined in medical transcription and even started doing B.A In my favorite subjects( i mean easy subjects)

i think i am the worst student and best example of a bevarse

in future i think and i wanna look like this

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THAT’S IT TILL NOW

ABOUT HIM:

NAME : UNKNOWN

FRIENDS CALL HIM : TODO, NANI,

HOBBIE : COLLECTING COINS

FAVOURITE SPORTS : CRICKET, FOOTBALL, TENNIS, BADMINTON

FAVOURITE CLUBS IN SPORTS : MAN UNTIED , REAL MADRID, BARCELONA,AC MILAN(FOOT BALL)

SAN ANTONIO SPURS,

PHOENIX SUNS, MIAMI HEAT, CAVALLIERS (N.B.A)

NEWYORK YANKEES, BOSTON RED SOX,(M.L.B)

FERRARI, BENZ (F1)

D.C , D.D , C.S.K (I.P.L)

YOUTH ICON : ERNESTO CHE GUEVARA

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FAVOURITE SPORTS PERSON : MICHAEL SCHUMACHER

DHONI

SEHWAG

NADAL

C.RONALDO

ROONEY

OLIVER KHAN.

D.BECKHAM

MICHAEL JORDON

A. RODRIGUEZ V

ROSSI

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I like making friends. If I have sum of 100 friends they are classified into these many types

100(GENDER)

90- boys

10- girls

100(HOW)

20- school friends

20- college friends

10- colony friends

10- friends of friends

5 - relatives

25- chatting

8 - on journeys

2- these are rare friendship starts with a fight

100(REASON becoming friends)

30- likes my behaviour

15- likes my style

20- hates me

35- with out any reason

100(REASON loosing friends)

20- hates my behavior

30- think I over act

15- because I hate them

35- misunderstanding

In this way I lose all the friends. Its great